Metrics, logs and traces on one timeline, stored in your own cluster and read by your
browser directly. Your telemetry never passes through our servers.
OpenTelemetry in · Kubernetes · read-only MCP for your agents
Our own Poet, live
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Reading our own Poet…
Your data stays home.
The datastore runs in your Kubernetes cluster or on your Linux machines. We sign you in and introduce your browser
to it; the data goes straight to you over an encrypted channel. No egress bill to ship telemetry
out, and nothing at our end to leak.
Walk into the timeline.
Every series of a service at once, drawn on your GPU. Zoom in and the detail follows; open a
request and see its log lines and the change behind it. Missing data is shown as missing, never
as zero.
Your agents investigate.
A read-only door (MCP) lets the coding agent you already use search, follow a request and read
the same numbers as your charts. No vendor AI, no per-investigation fee.
How it works
1A Poet in your cluster. Our datastore runs where your services run and
takes their OpenTelemetry. Read-only, one namespace.
2You sign in at infinitehaiku.com. Our web service checks who you are and
introduces your browser to your Poet. That is all it sees.
3Your browser talks to your Poet directly. An encrypted peer-to-peer
channel (WebRTC). The numbers never pass through our servers.
Infinite Haiku in one minute · plays from YouTube (youtube-nocookie.com)
Proof, not promises
Measured: 500,000 tasks from 200 workers over five hours, drawn at
1.1 ms of CPU per frame.
This site's own requests, live: the same public view you can give your customers.
Alerts in your network. Evaluated inside your own Poets.
Public status pages. Share a live dashboard without sharing access.
Kernel faults on the timeline. Memory errors, silent out-of-memory kills and disk errors, per node.
Flat CHF 5 per user account and month. Nothing per gigabyte, host or event.
Don't trust us: watch it yourself. Your Poet shows every connection and its bytes, peer to peer or to us. See how
Join the free pilot.
Expert help on your systems. Leave anytime: delete the Poet, one command.
Once we open to the public: two months free, then a flat CHF 5 per user account and month. How the pilot works ·
Security
Infinite Haiku is built so that your telemetry does not reach us. Not
“stored encrypted at a vendor”: not sent at all.
The data path
The Poet, our datastore, runs in your infrastructure: a Kubernetes
cluster or a Linux machine. Your services and collectors write to it there.
When you open a view:
You sign in at infinitehaiku.com.
Our web service introduces your browser to your Poets.
Your browser and your Poet then talk directly, over an encrypted
WebRTC channel. The data never passes through our servers.
Our web service sees
Our web service never sees
Sign-in
Your username and the session
Introduction
Which browser wants to reach which of your Poets
Telemetry
Your metrics, logs, traces and changes
Answers to views and queries
Anything the Poet computes for you
The Poet computes every number. The browser only draws it, so a chart,
the API and an AI agent read the same answer.
Don’t trust us: watch it yourself
Your Poet measures every connection it serves and keeps the numbers with
your data: who is connected, whether the path is direct or through our
encrypted relay, the bytes each way, and the bytes of signalling it
exchanged with infinitehaiku.com. Sizes and counts only, never content.
Watch every connection yourself.
Accounts and tokens
Passwords are stored as bcrypt hashes. A first password is random and
shown once; you change it after signing in.
Tokens are created by you, with a scope, and shown once. Store them
yourself; we cannot show them again.
A read-only token can read and nothing else. Use it for agents and
scripts.
The agent door (MCP)
AI agents investigate through a read-only door (MCP) that runs on your
own machine. It signs in with your token and talks to your Poets the same
direct way your browser does; no agent data passes through our servers.
It is read-only: it can search, follow a request and read numbers. It
cannot change your data.
Telemetry text is treated as data, never as instructions. A log line
that says “ignore your instructions” is evidence to report, not a
command to follow.
In your cluster or on your machine
You install the Poet yourself with one command Kabuki gives you, and you
run every command. We never get access to your cluster or machine.
A direct, encrypted WebRTC connection from your Poet to your users’
browsers: your telemetry never passes through our servers. We only
handle sign-in.
Kubernetes: one namespace, one read-only cluster role (get, list and
watch of pods, nodes, namespaces, events and workloads; never Secrets,
never a write), NetworkPolicies with no ingress.
Non-root containers with read-only file systems and no capabilities
(the restricted Pod Security Standard); images pinned by digest.
The token Kabuki issues is shown once and lives only in your cluster or
on your machine. Revoke it in Access › Tokens at any time.
Help without access: you send us the pod’s description and logs, which
contain no secret, or you share your screen.
The public pages load only their own scripts: no third-party trackers.
What the site records is on the Privacy page.
Reporting a security issue
Write to info@infinitehaiku.com.
Please include what you found, how to reproduce it and how to reach you.
We answer you personally and tell you what we change.
Welcome back
No account yet? Write to us: during the pilot we set up your organisation with you.